YOUUUUUU STUPID GREAT OAF!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Jump in we'll take you for a spin
and show you round the Wheelie World.
Hop on, it's fun to come along and take a look at Wheelie World.
You'll be surprised how good it feels
To zoom around all day and wheel so merrily with me,
You don't need a ticket, for we'll take you round for free
And if you see the witch Fenella don't be worried,
'Cos there's no cause for alarm (ha ha ha ha!)
'Cos we've got Chorlton who's the dragon who will keep you free from harm (ho ho ho ho!)
It's fun at any time of year,
So put your wheels in second gear
And hold tight
Alright?
We'll show you all the sights of Wheelie World!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

hehe, a dragon with a Wigan accent.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

is there only the one dragon?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Yes
You're maybe confusing it with Ivor the Engine, there's two in that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

so when wigan dragan dies, the witch will Fuck their shit right up.
A single saviour for an entire nation. Sounds a bit like religious propaganda to me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

It's unusual for the dragon to be the good guy, that's for sure.
Other than Pete's Dragon and Toothless, can't think of another good one offhand.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Puff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

The Clangers had the best dragon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

bullshit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

OK what is the best one then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Button Moon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

The dragon that did a guest appearance in Mr Ben would have kicked that dragon’s arse

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Only if your entire diet is soup and blue string pudding

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

EGGSactly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)