I'm incredibly irritable today.
'One-gate' earlier got right on my tits and my work has fucked me off as well. I'm currently arguing with some spastic in Scotland about THREE POUNDS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:28, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A Scott would argue over 3 pence

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Offer hims one of the three pound

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I have will send her three euro instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Pounds weight or pounds sterling?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Sterling.
She really is WTJ*


*worse than Juden
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Ah
Just thought best check given.....you know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I was in the hospital carpark yesterday and some fucking cunt spent 20 minutes making a big song'n'dance about how he paid and the barrier isn't working.
the backup was all the way up two floors. It just happened to be though that everyone else, who did pay, the barriers worked perfectly.

Fucking cunt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)

You should have kicked off his wing mirrors

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I hate 'people' I really fucking do.
With a passion. I'm a 'glass three-quarters empty' kind of chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Next time you speak to him, pronounce it " three poonds the noo."
Foreigns like it if you make the effort.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I hope Scotland votes for independence.
It'll be well LOL when posting a letter to England costs them about three 'poonds'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I hope so too.
But I doubt it will happen. The tight fisted gits will vote "no" when they realise how much it will cost them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

But then Alex Salmond wil be really upset, so we can cling to that as a consolation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

It will do him good, the smug bastard.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

That's two cans of Special Brew, Monts.
Big stakes for a Scot. Customer service, mate, have a word.

*shakes head sadly*
( Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)