I think it's a lot funnier now Battered has got upset about it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

He's easily angered, ent he?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)

just so I know where you're up to in your planned evening
I'm guessing you've studied and had dinner but not got round to your wank yet, is that correct?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)

got it in one yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

so wank-wise, it's still in the planning stages?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going to be hitting up YouTube for a montage of Sian Williams upskirts and Rachel Riley bending over in a low cut top.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)

well, just remember
at the moment of ecstacy, whatever you do, do not think about the smell your dad leaves in the bathroom

put all thoughts of your father's bowel aroma right out of your head

repeat: under no circumstances should you think about the smell of your dad's bottom at the point of orgasm

HTH
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)