there really aren't
they all seem normal on the surface. then you realise they have mummy issues or money issues or tell you that refusing to have anal is a dealbreaker...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well, i have none of those problems, and at least 4 mates that don't either.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

*bums*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

me and you sporto, would be a beautiful sandwich.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Bacon Burger
Cow and Pig in beautiful harmony
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

although, we're all in comitted, stable relationships and have been for some time,
maybe you left it a bit late.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Would it hurt to have it up the bum?
I've seen loads of videos where these girls do it and it doesn't hurt THEM.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

you take it up the bum, and let us know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

this is almost precisely what i said to mr "our bodies belong to each other and that means every bit of you"
but apparently it doesn't stretch to his arse being violently penetrated with 8 inches of plastic, "because it's sensitive". double standards, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)

i think bottom sex is icky anyway, so this is not a problem,
some people are just perverts. I was trick linked to a reddit called /r/sexwithdogs recently, that was fucking unpleasant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Fuck's sake, B3th'll do anything to get full modding powers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i don't know
where's that gay geordie bloke when we need him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1939943
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)