oooh look, actual people.
Afternoon.

Yeah, looks like I broke it, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MORNING !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Yo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

have just texted you and stunned about the next highly secret pizzabash
if you can do that date, i'll round up the rest of the reprobates
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

why is everything so secretive

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I'm afraid she can't tell you that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

nobody wants al to turn up to anything, he's pretty much hated offline too now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Are you saying that Al is a cunt?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

al is a cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

oh fucking hell
i inadvertently invited you too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Whoops.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:52, Reply)

"too"?
Who else is?
I quite like Al.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

I think it's more about being hated online and offline.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

he's been hated online for some time, however now it's offline as well.
The haters reckon he's got a very punchable face.

Me and Al are gonna be besties soon when we live next to each other, so we'll have loads of secret bashes and all the haters can go fuck themselves
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Like you ever leave WsM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Like I'd ever get Rory to visit WsM

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)

I'm sure there are few drives there that need new Tarmac.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

so why teh begging gazzez with your address and phone number and stuff ??????????

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

us travellers never stay too long in one place, you know that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)

$P1R3Z N1GG4Z 4 LYF3

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)

innit, you can catch us s8boarding outside the spires on a saturday afternoon

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Oh man I wish I was cool enough to do that.
I'm pinning my hopes on getting a full time job doing parkour now I'm bessie pals with Bill Gates of Google. Then I'll get respect on the streets from the EN Kru.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)

you're heading for the cheeboard mate, heading for the cheeseboard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)

My cheese game is strong

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Check 'em.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:51, Reply)

So do I
/CONTROVERSY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Jeez, we have a laugh here, don't we?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

some of us do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Should I be checking 'em about now?
Is this right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Or saying 'bump'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I believe you're supposed to check 'em every six months.
Roll them between your thumb and forefinger, and look for any unusual lumps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I see.
Sage advice right here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Men of a certain age should also have their prostate checked, also.
That age, of course, being 'old enough to marry b3th'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

As I guess your offering to check aren't you? What with all the mods liking to stick their fingers up bums.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)

* something about check 'em *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Alright B3th?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

I've bin better.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Kidneys still broken?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

They appear to be getting better
but the whole recovery process is wiping me out.

How's the pegleg?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Not bad. Cut the paster cast off. Using a crutch to keep the weight off the foot. Seems to be ok. No pain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

As long as it sets in a vaguely straight line.
Has microbattered stopped being sad about it then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Yeah. She's gone to Edinburgh today for the week as I'm going to Poland tomorrow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)