I'm on my phone and its very bright out here alright?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

* belms *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I had a customer called Mrs Bellm the other day.
And today, one called Richard Hannay. What kind of cunt parents must he have?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Dick hanney? I dunt geddit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1941578
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)

He is John Buchan's literary hero.
No reason why those classic adventure stories, one of which (The 39 Steps) has only been made into what I think is FOUR film versions at the last count, would have come up on your radar, I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)

I think I read that once at school

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

It's kind of like being called Bond and naming your son James

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Four film versions and a current West End production,
posters of which are plastered all over the Tube network.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Oh Nakers :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

The fucking Deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Such a bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Most bent of all the spastics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Oh Nakers. Nakers, Nakers Nakers......
*shakes head sadly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

My brain is fucking fried an I've to shit loads to do when I get home : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)