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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I really wouldn't be surprised if Nakers owned up to not being able to read at all
and it turned out he was having this site read to him by a carer. I guess his spelling would thus be explained. Siri is fucking *shit* at speech recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
read that twice, dunno what Siri is, made fuck all sense to me, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I heard you spend hours shouting at your Apple devices to get in the freezer.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:25, Reply)
hahahahahaIdon'tgetitsoz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:27, Reply)
My daughter has worked out how to use Siri on my phone. All sorts of random responses to baby chatter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)
remember when people first got mobile phones and the only conversation people ever had in boozers was how many bars reception they were getting and they get 3 bars at home but only 2 when they're in the boozer
but if you go in the end stall and stand up on the khazi you get 4 bars unless it's cloudy that day and blah blah blah fucking blah?

well that's all I hear when people discuss phones
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)
I got my first phone in 1993. It was huge. If I had known how the technology would develop I'd have invested money differently to how I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Yeah. This.
If my time machine worked, I would have chosen different lottery numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I would also have purchased loads of gold in late 2007.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:57, Reply)

phone cock up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Classic strikethrough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:54, Reply)

He prefers poles these days.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 18:55, Reply)
The splinters must be murder.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

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