Yay, I've been invited to buy tickets to Apple's big show-off on June-10-14.
OH BOY !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Monty is doing some parkour at that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I sure am!
Me and Tim Berners-Lee and my other OG Google niggaz are gonna be flexing our Segway parkour skills at that muthafucka FO' RILZ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

At Google's last one, they had people jump out a plane onto the roof of the building, then do some cycling/parkour shit, to deliver a product onto the stage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

What is it with those pricks and fucking parkour?
It's incredibly bent and not remotely cutting edge and by insisting on have spastics rolling about the place every time they do anything is just making them look like an embarrassing dad grooving on down on the dancefloor at a wedding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

When I worked at that extreme-sports media place, Parkour was an in-joke about how shit it is.
But I'll be honest, some of the stuff is really impressive, _some_ of it, I mean. Like these

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqoSkTSubw
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Can't look at work, dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Gutted, check it out later if you fancy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I'm not even joking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7TB8b2t3QE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)