Start one yourself, Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i wish people would stop changing their names,
i get so terribly confused.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I hear ya, bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

i bet this is the fake monty account as well isn't it.
You guys need to stop this, it's all very distressing
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I haven't. Monty is just being a bellend.
As usual.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

That's not my account. My spare account is this
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92601

And I can't remember which email address I set it up with, so I can't get a new password.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

woooooOooOOooooooOOOO
Where are Fred and Velma and the gang when you need them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

eh Raggy
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

*sigh*
1. the identity of this joker is a mystery
2. The Scooby-Doo gang solved mysteries
3. I was suggesting that they might be handy at this juncture, to help solve the mystery of this joker's identity
4. FFS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

You bent spastic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

That there Roota woman would sort out who it was.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

RIP late of this parish. Another one who has unfriended Al on FB apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

She moved to Scotland didn't she?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Yeah, Edinburgh I think,the Begbie-sounding bounder. Once B3th gets out of bed, she'll confirm. Sister in law, I think.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

To be fair, I did hear he's bit of a cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

They still solve mysteries
Only now Velma is in love with Shaggy and other stupid shit
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Really?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I've always had my suspicions about Fred.
Dressing like Tony Hart is something of a giveaway...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

*puts finger on nose then points at Monty*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)