HAVE YOU SEEN THE SECRET DOSSIER OF EVIDENCE ????

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's required reading at the secretbashes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

SPILL THE GOODS VIA A QUICK PRECIS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

You'll just have to turn up to one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

ive got an air of mystery to think about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

ive never heard of a long precis tbh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Psychochomp acts in an ungentlemanly manner. Refuses to apologise.
Swipe refuses to let it go. Twenty years of griping at each other on a messageboard before finally public opinion sways against the pair of them and they shut the hell up.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

No I didn't.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Sorry, should have said "refuses to accept culpability"
it's open to wider interpretation, that way.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

'ungentlemanly' manner can really mean anything
did he leave shit streaks up the toilet? I've had that before D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Seriously, I don't know how people are brought up these days.
Not a day goes by where I don't go into the bogs here to find a bowel full of pissed-on bog roll, or somebody's shat all over the walls, or something.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

don't you live alone ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Dude. At work.
I meant in the office.

God.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

yeah, its funny because they're dirty fucking bastards who don't clean their hands and are fucking savages and shuffle their ties and ruffle their hair in the mirror still with shit on their hands

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

One time, no joke, it looked like somebody and bent over three feet from the bog
aimed their ring roughly at the bowel and violently sharted with the force of a hundred volcanos.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

you should try to not shit in your hands maybe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

^if you've ever wondered whether naked ape wipes his arse after shitting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Can't say I have, no.
I always had him down as a 'double Arab' ie you can't safely shake either hand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)