I reckon, right, this is how to sort it. I went on a Club 18-30 once and it was right laugh, this.
We have a "Boys v Girls" night out. The boys go out and watch a football game while doing pints of beer, whilst the girls go to a strip-club. They'll be games like "Who can down a pint of beer in the fast time period before the other people can down their pint of beer in the same time" and "Banana or Willy?".

Then, the two groups meet together in a club, where they'll be more games, like that one where you run aorund a broom really really fast and get dizzy and fall over. And at the end of the night, the very end, we finally determine who won the "Battle of the Boys vs Girls Competition".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No shagging?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Of course not. This is Gonz we're talking about.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Do you have trouble sleeping on your own sofa (so far), or is it ok?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Do you settee (settle) in for the night?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Is your favorite football player Peter Couch (crouch) ?
Ok, that's all I've got.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Suite yourself

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I don't think they can legally force you into doing that.
Just make you into a bit of a social pariah.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)