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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We are both fine thank you. If you're good we may invite you and your sexy lady to our housewarming party in June sometime
So you can start thinking of lame ass excuses now as to why you don't want to come :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
If you invite me, I'll begin readying the baby to be sick so we can't attend.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Your BFF is loads nicer than you :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)
In fairness, Josef Mengele is nicer than Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Even Battered is nicer than me
and he's a philandering, brain disabled, alcoholic dwarf with control issues.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
My BFF is such a wonderful person I can't believe she chooses to hang around with me.
Also, I've been giving you hundreds of snake eggs, but I hardly get any in return, what's that all about?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I give you loads!
I drew some boobs in your springfeild the other day. I have some more I'll throw your way later
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I almost ran out of room to put more eggs on yours the other day

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Is 'we would come because we're doing nothing that night, but I'm afraid we hate you, soz', good enough

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I'm kinda hoping everyone says that so I can drink all the wine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)
...alone, in tears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:20, Reply)
of joy that I don't have to make small talk with people I only tolerate because they have sexy girlfriends

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
That really is the only reason we hang around with him isn't it.
That and he sometimes brings brandy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Not these days I don't.
I'm such an epic mine sweeper I actually got offered a Royal Navy contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I'll have to bring some brandy of my own next time to repay the favour.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
You won't find me trying to dissuade you from this course of action

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I don't like brandy, so it was totally the lusty thing

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Sorry I read this as 'I'm a massive fucking homo who can't handle the Emperor of Spirits'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I read this as "Help! I'm falling into a giant vagina!"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
"tell my mum I love herrrrrrrrr.....'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

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