Lusty was in Needoo's on Friday night - massive queue out the door.
Tayyab's: not a fucking soul, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How the mighty have fallen, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

They put their prices up a few times, the staff are haughty and the food isn't what it used to be.
Fuck dem niggaz, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)

We have succeeded in finding a restaurant where my father in law doesn't complain about every fucking dish he has.
It's an absolute godsend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Is it 'McDonalds'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

It's a tapas bar; he can't get enough of it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Good news

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

It was a fucking revelation.
He's very particular and it could get embarrassing at times. He's probably been given an extra helping of the chef's special sauce on numerous occasions.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Michael Winner style.
That cunt ate more spunk than Marc Almond.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

There was a strip in Viz a few year back taking the piss out of old MW.
I believe the last panel showed a chef masturbating furiously over the cooker declaring "'E must theenk Ah am made of spernk".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Best Viz strip ever was the Thieving Gypsy Bastards.
The romany council sued. Never appeared again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Came back as The Nice, Honest Gypsy Folk or something like that.
Also the best Viz strip for me was either Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped, or Jack Black.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Famous people on the toilet & rude kid were personal favourites.
I went to the Rupali for a curry once & saw all the Viz memorabilia. RIP Lord Harpole.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Our stair wall is papered with old Viz pages.
I suspect that when we come to sell we may have to redecorate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)

If I was a mexican wrestler / porn star, my saying would be "It's time to tap ass and eat tapas".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I just hope Jay Rayner et al don't hear about Needoos

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Yes indeed.
The weekend that Tayyab's was in the Guardian on Saturday and the Observer on Sunday was the beginning of the end for them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)