Kids electric jeep, car boot, £3, non-functioning
I thought, fuck it, for that money one sprog csn push the other in it.
Turned out was just a rusty fuse stopping it, one brisk sanding later and they were happily runnng over the flowerbeds in it.
Felt a bit guilty tbh, but I guess they just wanted rid.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Just like YM when the doc told her she was pregnant with you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Unlike YM she kept the baby and not the afterbirth.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Unlike YM I've only sucked off 1000000000000 sailors

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

His mum is Darth?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Yes, I'm afraid so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I've tried to stop her pretending to be a raving gay man online, but she won't listen.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Nearly 200x the population of the globe?
That's one helluva wet dream you must have had
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)