I'm imagining a sort of How I Met Your Mother style narrative voiceover.
"For years and years I'd allow this guy to be emotionally abusive towards me, occasionally flipping out and telling him I'd never see him again, only to take him back a few weeks later. Until this very day, in fact. Thirty years later, I'm still too weak to do anything about it LOL!!!!"

*canned laughter*
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

oh hush it
and tell us how/when you're going to pop the question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

wurst deflection eva !

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

From the bits on here, he's an even bigger dick than you've made psychochomp out to be, so begging the question
whan are you getting back with psychochomp?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)

those two are basically going to get married

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Psychochomp doesn't alternate his alleged unpleasantness
with being nice and begging and apologising in classic abuser style immediately afterward, you see. So she doesn't like him.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Oh right. You can't really blame him cos it works. The true dick of the piece is Rachelswipe.
She should really go have a look at herself in that room of mirrors. Perhaps even imagine is this how her parents wanted her to be... a doormat
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)

did you get a third in psychology too?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)

meow
If someones interested then you go out with them, if they're not they treat you like shit and use you as a pussyhole. I'm guessing you fall into the latter, and yet you keep going back for more. You shouldn't need a flat in Kensington, a masters from Oxford, or a merc to figure out that you're being taken for a mug. Far less intelligent people have worked that one out.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

\o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

there is no treating like shit or pussyhole action going on, though...
.... just a few drinks about once a week
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Oh, for God's sake.
How many times has it happened now? Each time it's "This is DEFINITELY it" and then a few days later you're seeing him again.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:16, Reply)

it is a bit repetitive and dumb
but he's not using me - there's nothing dodgy going on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Idiot.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I liked how she continually referred to him as 'the ex' for like a year
really she meant to say she was his pussyhole and he didn't want an adult relationship with her
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Because she's an idiot.

( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Her old man must be very proud of her choices

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)

he loves me, man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I reckon he still lives with his mum. She probably still irons his pants.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)

did he really get a third?
Holy fuck, a 2:2 would be bad enough, but a third?

I mean, who actually gets a third in real life?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:36, Reply)

he still rents as well
my god how he hasn't killed himself is beyond me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)

i actually only know one person who got a douglas
and it was in fucking gardening studies

he took the piss out of my english degree until i found that out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)

it's virtually impossible to get less than a Desmond

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Did who get a third?
I'd started to lose the thread of the conversation by that point.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)

i didn't mean anyone
then i remembered i lived with a twat at uni who got a third
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)

alleged
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)