Fuck it, I'm booking a holiday, any suggestions?
Not the UK, I'm going camping in the land of the Jockanese at the end of the month. And not the States, visa problems. Somewhere cheap and cheerful.
Alt, Ken Barlow eh? Who's next on the celebrity nonce list?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:36, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Amalfi coast is excellent & not expensive. Fly to Naples & it's about an hour south by bus.
Also, before Rory suggests it; Tibet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:47, Reply)

I've not been to Italy before, sounds ok.
Bar pixie from my local has just gone, flights were well cheap. I shall investigate.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:54, Reply)

Rome is amazing and all
and is an hour from pompeii by train too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Rome gets baking hot in the summer, too hot. Better for an autumn trip.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:56, Reply)

or Easter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Stayed in Sorrento when I went. Easy to get to Pompei, Capri, Positano etc from there. Plus the coast is stunning - world heritage site.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)

+r
Are you on a euro-whore-tour?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Sorrento is a fucking hovel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Naples is fucking awful.
It's on par with Hull and Dundee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

I hear that there is this new and happening place called Benidorm.
I think you will need football shirts and tattoo’s to fit in.

Alt:Trevor McDonald
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)

I have tattoos,
so half way there.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

Visa problems?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:00, Reply)

Yeah.
It's complicated.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I bet it's not that complicated.
They won't let you in due to criminal convictions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Just another nonce to add to the list

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)

another vote for Amalfi Coast here
Positano is gorgeous. Rome is nice but it's grubby.

Alt- Lord McAlpine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)