Slayer are tremendous.
No fakery, just power, focus and those Kerry King riffs. Just fucking superb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

They're the only metal band around that actually get scarier the after, older and balder they get.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

nothing gary glitter ain't done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

UNLIKE YOUR MUM
Or sutin.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:59, Reply)

you see, the whole camp 'scary' thing
Is simultaneously the best and the shittest thing about the genre. When bands take it seriously it's hilarious, when they realise the ridiculousness of it and deliberately camp it up like Sunn O))) do, it's wonderful. Lack of self-awareness runs deep in the genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:58, Reply)

One of the funniest nights I have ever had is going to see Napalm Death at the old Army and Navy in Chelmsford.
It's now a Travel Lodge. Essex county council are cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Napalm Death are superb as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

They're fucking dreadful, but hilariously so.
As opposed to the Suffolk version Extreme Noise Terror, who were just shit.
They took Dat Shit seriously.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I dunno like
ENT were pretty good, as were Optimum Wound Profile and Godflesh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

godflesh were ace

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah I know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I've got some goldfish in me pond.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)

I don't have a pond, God I'm such a failure :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:29, Reply)

To be fair, this isn't so much a pond as an oversized bucket with some water, plants and fish in it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:30, Reply)

It's more than I have
Then again, I have a view of a restored windmill from the end of my road.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I have a view of some wind turbines.
They don't seem to be working at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I WIN!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Yes. Yes, you do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I don't really fancy a windmill in my face, thanks.
It'd get all chopped to bits and stuff and I wouldn't enjoy it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)