Stangely, no
There's a beer festival just down the road and there's an open invite from some friends for a huge BBQ. I fully intend to get incoherent, swearing, falling down drunk.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

^^this
pub near us has one on all weekend, suspect it will be messy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Our one involves the whole village - and there are five pubs.
I think I'll stay off the 'real ale' though, I don't think my bowels could take it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Long Itchington?
Why would you go to a beer festival and avoid the 'real ale'?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I like it!
It doesn't like me - some I can get away with, some have a volcanic effect on my bowels and I'm never sure which ones. It's a form of 'rectum roulette' when I drink real ale.
Shame really, I'm told there's some superb ales on this weekend.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Stick to the lighter coloured ones and you should be OK
Summer ale, IPA, Golden, etc.

It's the dark heavy stuff like porter etc that affects the bowels, usually.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

nice poo advice here, cloacars
Thanx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

no probs dumper

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)