Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's slash the seats.What's your favourite bit of malicious code to inject into messageboards?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:00,
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' and 1 = 1;--i.imgur.com/AqlrwyI.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:02,
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You unhealthy greedy fat cunt.No wonder your guts are fucked.
Have a salad you lardy wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:22,
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Was that an autocomplete?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:25,
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But fucking hell, look at it.Cream soda and a milkshake.
Burger.
Chips.
Onion rings.
Macaroni cheese.
Some sort of fried bread thing.
Coleslaw.
I hadn't realised he's Glaswegian.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:27,
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How many people was that for?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:28,
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Just him I expect. That would be typical. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:29,
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Yeah', ate the whole thing, every bite.Are you drunk again? You sound angry and drunk.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:55,
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Sober and calm you greedy fat cunt.And my National Insurance contributions pay towards the expensive drugs you need as a result of eating like that.
Wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:11,
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nae badGot throat Aids though, too much of the old cock taking its toll. Whisky only helped temporarily.
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I had an early pint with Boyce after a lovely time with micro. Just eaten. Glass of malbec. About to get to bed before spending tomorrow & Sunday with her.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:19,
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Ta. All good. Sometimes things end up being not as bad as you think.I see micro for 1-2 hours in the morning, same again in the early evening, plus all afternoon/ evening yesterday, all morning/ early afternoon tomorrow, most of Sunday. Then go to Poland on Monday morning.
Compared to the terrible time Monty had I am very lucky to have so much time with her.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:24,
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You sure you're OK? You don't sound right to me.Have you thought about counciling, they might help you through these issues.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:20,
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Have you thought about reducing portion sizes?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:22,
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As said down there, you can't really order half a burger or half a portion of anything else, it comes with the chips.qWhy did you lie about drinking? Sounds like you're already down that slippery road.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:26,
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It is possible to have a pint and still feel sober.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:30,
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It's quite unusual to have 'a' pint with Monty, but even if it was just the one.......you said up there you had a glass of wine to go with it too. Naturally it was just the one glass though, of course it was.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:35,
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A ham sandwich would cock your guts up by the amount of stuff you claim would mess your guts up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:53,
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When you get a take-away for one, do you eat every everything you've bought? Baring in mind you can't order "half a burger".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:11,
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Thats not so easy when there is only one of you.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:21,
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Wanking over his leftoversAssuming there ever are any...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:25,
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