Good morning shitcunts.
How are we all this morning?*

A three day weekend eh? That must mean your wrists are even more sore than usual having had an extra day of wanking & gaming.

Alt: Tarby. Who'd of thought it?


* Please don't expect me to care.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:30, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck off
Edit: and it's 'who would have thought it', you dribbling mongcock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:34, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:38, Reply)

Prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:39, Reply)

feeling more than a little rough today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:40, Reply)

me too xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:40, Reply)

I hope you die.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:49, Reply)

I hope you get abducted by a chocolate factory owner and forced into slave labour.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:52, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me.
I have been well behaved all weekend.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:49, Reply)

once I dropped the nipper off on Sunday the carnage began in earnest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:54, Reply)

I spent time with Micro twice on Sat & again on Sun, then flew out here yesterday.
I am going out for dinner this evening with the CEO of a BIG international retailer; hopefully this will lead to a contract or at least some introductions, so will be well behaved again tonight.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)

good luck

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

'ning Batts.
Isn't today wonderful, I feel wonderful does anyone else feel wonderful?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:47, Reply)

Oh be quiet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:49, Reply)

Wonderful :)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:51, Reply)

fuck off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)

I'm in such a good mood today, I'll let that one slip

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)

my guts are fucked, my head is banging and I sound like Lester Pigott

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Good weekend then no doubt?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)

it was superb

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)

I am meeting Jeff this Saturday for a pub lunch somewhere in west London if you fancy joining us.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:02, Reply)

Sounds good, but I don't think I could make it that day
I quite like this article about living life to the full, it seems Tarbuck has ticked off No. 50 in the list

metro.co.uk/2013/05/07/are-you-living-life-to-the-full-see-how-many-essential-things-you-can-tick-off-3714202/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Those lists are well hard.
I tried to make a list of 99 problems with 99 flakes and it took me an hour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

That all depends on
a) the size of Friday night and
b) childcare 'duties'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I'll chase up that thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:13, Reply)

S3CR3TB4$H!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)

And you smell like him too!

( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)

I'm a bit hungover tee bee aitch
the news about three those three women in Cleaveland is a bit fucked up innit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Good morning or shoud I say o-HI-o
Isn't today wonderful?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)

It's quite nice out, but i'm in the office already.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

10 years locked up, WTF
Supposedly 3 brothers oldest one is 52, how the fuck did they get away with that?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

eldest is 54

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)

????????
Calm down COCO, that was what they said on the radio this morning
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)

perfectly calm, Salacious Crumb, just aiding the accuracy of your comment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Alt; Geoffrey Wheeler may have thought it.
We have a difference of opinion here, we have the CPS at 6/1 with 'Bang to rights!' Tarby at 2/1 with 'I'm innocent' and oddly, we have Kenny Lynch at 9/1 with 'Pro Am golfing'.

Personally, I'd have nicked him after Sporting Triangles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Kenny Lynch! Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Weird Kenny Lynch fact of the day: he wrote a hit single for the Small Faces in the 60s
It's widely regarded as their worst record - the band hated it and so do I. It's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Sporting Triangles sleeping with Tangles.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Woh' woh' woh' what's with the spanish inquisition here?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:13, Reply)

¿dónde está el albergue juvenil?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

No it does NOT look like a juvenile-sized aubergine !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I didn't drink yesterday
Which is only incredible because its probably the first day this year that I haven't. I did spend three days playing Skyrim like a sad wanker but it beats begging for sex and getting told to fuck off.

Alt. Did anyone have Tarby on the sweepstake? I'm still betting on a charge AND conviction against Edmonds.
( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)

did you sabotage that speedboat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)

SHUT THE FUCK UP! SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!
I'm rock fucking hard right but not so hard I can shit off 25 years to life!
( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:28, Reply)

you facking done it you slag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I printed out a speedboat sabotager on a 3D printer

( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

RIP Kirsty McColl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

She was a Ranga, no big loss

( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I'm either going to spew up or crap myself this morning, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

My money's on a simultaneous shitpuke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Alright pricklords?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

not really

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

yer
started a new thread already yo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm WONDERFUL ta

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)