In reality I'm not very Internet at all, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm sure I'm not.
For one thing, I spent most of the weekend outside.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

The best I can come up with is that there are up to three Iron Maiden records somewhere in my collection and I haven't had a haircut since September.
Does any of that qualify?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

yes, well done

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)

+larping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I had never even heard of larping before I signed up to b3ta.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Me neither.
I've learnt some pretty shocking things about 'humanity' from this site.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I'm not convinced all of them are 'human'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

They would agree with you.
They believe themselves to be 'elven wizards' or some shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

^^ lies ^^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Me neither, nor furries or steam punk

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I like your record,
I'm well gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Oh really?
That's good - for a prick, you do seem to know a bit about music.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I'm the biggest prick going.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

+ Games Workshop

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I'd like to think I'm not either
which is why I was so appalled to find myself nomming away in that disgusting manner. I might as well have gone the whole hog and kept my curtains closed and spent the day High End Gaming and eating donuts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Needs MOAR forest moon of Endor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

That's what he calls his scrotum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

not very Internet at all a bent spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)