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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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book into a hotel.

change in to a cardigan.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Couldn't find a cardigan for tonight, so I bailed.

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I've gone to Poland to avoid going tonight.

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
other way round
we chose a night when you were in poland.

getting groped by you in that taxi was the worst night of my life.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
When you made a pass at me I chundered like I never had before.
It was also the only time I've jumped out of a cab when it's being doing 30mph.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
see, this is just not what happened
you tried to stick a £20 in my jeans, for a start
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Anything stuffed in your jeans would get lost for eternity.
It's easier to rescue Chilean miners.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
this subthread is excellent

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
i'll tell you about it tonight
the taxi driver had to threaten him with a trip to the police station to get him to leave me alone
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Hotel room LOL.

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
it's ok
what happened on the embankment stays on the embankment
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)
until it rains

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
What makes me laugh is that you've actually fucked the one person on B3ta regularly accused of being a rapist.

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
does fumble, tip, spunk count?

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Dunno, better ask Swipe.

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
if you are waaaaaaaay too inept to get it in
that doesn't count as fucking
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
he couldn't reach your bust ya see

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Good idea.
After the text abuse I received after informing the ring leader, I wish I had too.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
i was NFI :(

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
We'll have our own bashes, Nakers.
We're the coolest ones, anyway.
(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
KEW BASH!

(, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

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