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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just realised, I haven't had a piss all day.
It's gonna look like fucking real ale when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bovril lols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Drink some water?
You're going to have a kidney stone the size of a cannonball.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
chill out, MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Hey, I'm not the one who'll be crying with pain
whilst he's trying to piss out a lump of rock the size and weight of Battered's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
well that depends, is battered one of those dwarfs who are tiny but with massive heads
or a midget where the head is in proportion to the body?!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Definitely the former

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
they creep me out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Like those dolls you get with the wobbly heads?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I watched Pirates of the Caribbean last night

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)
oh man BAttered's mum is gonna choke on that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I hope he sets fire to her as well for good measure.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
taking the piss out of your mum is a zero consequence bit of fun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Hahaha stout fella

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
battered's pub darts team nickname

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I don't play darts, it is a pastime for the lower orders.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Plus you wouldn't be able to hit the board from the oche if you had a catapult.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Hahahahah
Lower
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

t is a pastime for the lower orders can't reach the board
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Pubs are for drinking in, not throwing little bits of metal at the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
PISS UPDATE
Colour: golden ale colour, along the lines of your Fursty Ferret or what have you

Smell: roast chicken crips
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Sounds like you're going to be sharing needles with Stunned
just like the old days!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)
The Stranglers latest attempt to ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

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