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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You only mentioned a 'black man' in the OPIs this gentleman the only black man in the news Swipey? FFS.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
well to be fairhe is the only black man in the news today to have used the phrase "pretty little white girl". a fairly recognisable phrase to one who had actually read the news.
my guess: you claim to have read the news, but in fact spent all your time fwapping furiously over page 3...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:20,
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I knew something was seriously wrong when Swipey ran into Fister's arms. (, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
To be honest Swipey"something something pretty little white girl black man" just looked like random words on the screen - and I had heard the interview on the radio just this morning. I just expected a better standard of grammar from an Oxford graduate. :p
In other news, I suspect you've just owned up to being a pervert. Tell me, is it just me that you imagine fwapping, or all the guys on here?
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i accept your grovelling apologyonly the ones whose faces i've never seen. imagining battered fwapping, for example, would put a donkey off braying.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:26,
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we went through this last night, and the answer was...... FECK ORF
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:28,
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So you imagine me fwapping?Well that's put me right off my stroke.
(, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
yepevery time you get near the vinegars now, you'll picture it, and turn to marshmallow in your own greasy fist xx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:31,
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