Oh hang on maybe when you mix the two it goes pink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

why would you mix coke and speed?
That's well knob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)

There's something suspicious about the whole thing if you ask me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

Also, it was the same price as speed give or take a quid or so.
So they've got the world's most expensive narcotic, mixed it with the world's cheapest and shittiest, it's gone pink, and it's a pound more.

Got it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

exactly
Some thicko cunt barman asked me if I wanted some coke in my Balvenie the other week.

I gave him a withering look, beckoned his boss and had him summarily fired.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)

this didn't happen exactly this way.
Exaggerated for 'comic effect'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)

comic
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Tallisker isn't as comedic as Balvenie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Used to get this in Brighton
Some enterprising cunt reckoned he could charge more for adding food colouring.
It worked and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*


I can count the times I've done whizz on one hand. Fucking horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I always rather liked it.
But then I've never wanted to do coke.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)

you are a very peculiar man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Yes, I can't really deny that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

poor man's coke innit
No redeeming qualities whatsoever. The Dozertron! of the drugs world, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Does that make Coke the Swipe of the drugs world?
Broadly the same, just posher?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)

what is Swipe 'broadly' the same as?
And really, you're the last person I'd expect to make fat jibes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Speed is the Jeremy Kyle of drugs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)