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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Imma do you cunts a favour.
This stuff is fucking incredible:

www.winesofuruguay.co.uk/shop/view/alcyone-tannat-dessert-wine/

Even if (like me) you think dessert wines are a bit bent, you really need to try this drink. It's remarkable.

You have not been charged for this call.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:28, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
can I mix it with coke?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Technically yes you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I'd try it...
... if it wasn't for the massively pretentious writeup, 'white cacao souffle' FFS!
It's wine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Your loss *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Wines of u r gay?
Sounds bent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Any wine is dessert wine when drank with dessert.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Unless its a beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Well, yes.


But mainly no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:57, Reply)
I've run out of tonic :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)
try coke

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Enabler

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I don't do drugs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:53, Reply)
I like a dash of coke in my mdma

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Doesn't it all fizz up?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:57, Reply)
it goes right up my nose and makes me sneeze :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)
When I was a teenager
occasionally I was offered 'pink champagne'. This was speed, but it was pink. 'Apparently' it had cocaine in it. Which as we all know is pink, right?

FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Oh hang on maybe when you mix the two it goes pink.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:00, Reply)
why would you mix coke and speed?
That's well knob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)
There's something suspicious about the whole thing if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Also, it was the same price as speed give or take a quid or so.
So they've got the world's most expensive narcotic, mixed it with the world's cheapest and shittiest, it's gone pink, and it's a pound more.

Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)
exactly
Some thicko cunt barman asked me if I wanted some coke in my Balvenie the other week.

I gave him a withering look, beckoned his boss and had him summarily fired.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
this didn't happen exactly this way.
Exaggerated for 'comic effect'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)

comic
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Tallisker isn't as comedic as Balvenie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Used to get this in Brighton
Some enterprising cunt reckoned he could charge more for adding food colouring.
It worked and all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*


I can count the times I've done whizz on one hand. Fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I always rather liked it.
But then I've never wanted to do coke.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
you are a very peculiar man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Yes, I can't really deny that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)
poor man's coke innit
No redeeming qualities whatsoever. The Dozertron! of the drugs world, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Does that make Coke the Swipe of the drugs world?
Broadly the same, just posher?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)
what is Swipe 'broadly' the same as?
And really, you're the last person I'd expect to make fat jibes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Speed is the Jeremy Kyle of drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)
I remember this lie.
I mixed ket with speed once. That was strange.
Was quite alert and had the urge to do stuff but couldn't be arsed.

Ket is truly horrid stuff. Yak.
I know better now.

Just say neigh, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I like a bit of ket at 3am.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Not for me.
I like to keep a grasp on reality.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:48, Reply)

ket

cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Amen!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)
you tedious old queen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Dessert wines are bent and you're fucking bent.
You massive fucking bender.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:00, Reply)
keyword: bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Fuck's sake, man, never mind Nakers, you're even worse than Tangles.
And pushing Swipe hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)
woah steady on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Have I been promoted in your eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:56, Reply)
I'm a big fan of dessert wines, I don't know why peopel drink normal ones when you get desert wines.
Have you ever had Ice Wine? I fucking LOVE ice wine.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Gonz, Imma say this cos I loves yer.
You fucking homo.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Ain't gonna lie, if it wasn't for the lack of right bumps and holes, i'd be so gay.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Never watch Rupaul's Dag race Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Why would anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Maybe I'll have it with some ICE CREAM FROM ROME
I wouldn't pay £19 for a fucking dessert wine.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:16, Reply)
It *really* fucking is; Lusty gave me a bottle of it last year. F.A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C.
Glad you've finally tracked it down; I recall it was challenge to find some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Blimey, and there we all were thinking you were getting divorced because you'd been fucking WOMEN other than your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)
If you tasted this stuff you'd understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:45, Reply)
That'll never work as a defence in the court case.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)
i'm on the tuaca

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)
lentils, creme fraiche, mustard, holy shit
liver and bacon on top
ohmygod
i mean you have to cook liver right else it tastes like piss but ohmygod
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Liver HAS to be pink.
Ever tried venison liver? Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:54, Reply)
word
we did a venison liver parfait once oh. my. gawd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:54, Reply)
i swear to god i ate like £100 worth of that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)
in terms of what we were selling it for

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)
So, so, good. Depth of flavour = WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Sigh
flavour ym
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)
A pathetic attempt. 0.2/10

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Hence the sigh...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:59, Reply)
I have never had nice liver

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:59, Reply)
you missing out son

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:01, Reply)
I dunno, I have some bad experiences. It's hard to get past that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:02, Reply)
As mentioned above, try venison liver, pink.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)
alright Nakers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)
That's the sort of thing that'll make a fella like me start to love Lentels.
I fucking love a bit of Calves or bird livers.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:40, Reply)

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