Black people, whilst possessing superb natural rhythm, are inherently dishonest and lazy.
#smellyfood
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lul

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I'm thinking of going to Notting hill this year on the Sunday, will you be about?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Definitely
I'll show you the good bits and stop you from being robbed by my yardie bredrins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I will discuss it with the boss.
It's in August isn't it?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Yes August Bank Hol weekend.
Sunday is billed as the family day, it's slightly less mental than the Monday but still good. For the full experience book the Tuesday off work and go fucking nuts on the Monday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Top tips:
1. Find a sound system that suits your tastes and stay there for a good few hours - wandering about gets fucking annoying
2. Take a bottle of spirits - save a fortune on beer and piss less
3. if you have NF tattoos wear long sleeves
4. Don't be a cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)

5. take your own bog roll in case you eat some dodgy jerk chicken.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

6. and this is the best one of all if you can manage it
Know someone or an FOF who lives round there who's having an open house

Skin up/shit/snort DRUGS in safety and comfort
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

This also saves trying to get in to an after party in one of the bars.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

+ shanked

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I like buying red stripe cans out of peoples gardens on the side streets.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

£2 for the best warm lager on earth - SORTED

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Some even have Ice buckets!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Well, dustbins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM THOSE ICE BINS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

You would have thought all the Irish Catholics need natural rhythm

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)