this is no way to get an upgrade

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Look, just because I resisted when you made a pass at me, there's no need to be unpleasant eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

She tried to rape me in the back of a taxi. I had to endanger my life by jumping out at 30mph to escape the manky mad bint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1957356
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i should post a pic of me and post a pic of him
a picture speaks many thousands of words in this particular case of warped fantasy

i have a beautiful picture of him at my flat. he looks like a retard trying to eat his own shoulder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Office LOL

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIC????!111!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i wouldn't put it on here
but i think i may well have put it on fb....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

You put a terrible one of me & Monty on FB.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

yeah, that's the bad boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)