"so i ran over her and then put her body in my car and then i forget what happened next
and in no way did i hang around looking for a young girl to molest before abusing her, cutting her up, and burning the body in my stove."

what's the worst excuse you've ever heard/made?

alt: until monty, i had never heard of albert fish. what have you learned from your time on OT??

altalt: would you rather be punched in the throat or the crotch? or punch someone else there, if you like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:11, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

my thread is better soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

mine has ALBERT FISH in it
beat that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You sound just like Albert himself

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

needs more coprophragia

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

His thread is about ME.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

there are marked similarities

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

"that's never happened before"
"honest"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

needs moar context

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I wouldn't want to give you any more fantasy material
it wouldn't be fair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Alt: If you spend too long typing out too many questions, someone will stomp your thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)