Not being a father, I don't know for certain
but I would imagine it takes a while to find your torn, bloodied and freshly shat-herself wife sexually attractive again.

If I have a kid, you'll find me in a man's natural place. Out in the corridor with a pipe, pacing.
( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

god just imagine as she prolapses, haemorrhages and shits herself that an enormous swarm of vampire moths flies out of her ruined orifices all covered in blood and shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)

POTD.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)

deffo going for that kebab now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

THIS is why you are good at the internet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:24, Reply)

can you gaz me Kronely's phone number so I can text him this just before bedtime?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

SURE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)