So is HH more of a tit than a prick?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:29, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I don't know what that is so I'm going to pretend I do and call them names so that the bullies pick on them instead of me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Are you a real doctor dude?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I'm a real doctor.
But I'm afraid my penis is fake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

you're a non doctor

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

you will either get this or not depending on your age

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

*waves*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

shut up prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

:|

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

:)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

NO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1958191
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

GOOSE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Strategic approach. Like it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I'm exceedingly brave and honourable.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

alright shambles
I was reading a book last night and thought you'd enjoy it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Sweet.
I'm reading an Iain Banks and cursing him for having cancer and dying.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Which one?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

lung I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:46, Reply)

lol no idea he's shit and a prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I expect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

I do hope you mean Iain Banks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

course

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I'm this close to flouncing with all the bullying that I have had to put up with today
*makes Battered height gesture*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:59, Reply)

I gotcha back nigro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Ha ha. oh you cunt. Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

He's letting us all down very badly.
Which one?
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)

lung I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

lol no idea he's shit and a prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I expect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

gall bladder

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

yeah don't care soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

neither do I

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Cancer of something that nobody knows what it's function is, doesn't sound so bad.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Yeah, the function of the gall bladder is well understood yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

if only the same could be said of you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:13, Reply)

ah, Mr 1973 rocking the QI alarm all over again.
Well done Monts, have you ever considered capturing all your oh-so-witty bon mots into one handy tome?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:16, Reply)

you know what?
Banks is alright, he plots well and that, but I've always found his characters to be unlikeable and lacking empathy. I don't think that his books are anywhere approaching as good as he thinks they are.

They aren't bad, just...okay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

he's a scotch wanker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

aren't we all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

so is this Banks cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

i have "bring up the bodies" in the post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

what you have is AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Maybe for those of us who have gainful employment
You could explain the reason for this rancour.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

His life has been turned upside down, and he desperately needs someone to lash out at
If it makes him feel a slight bit better about himself I’m happy to help, call it my magnanimous gesture to help
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Battered's budget value anti Hello magazine impending divorce I know about
Why is it your fault?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Does it matter; I'll be the rock that his emotional waves can break upon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Fuck the strikethrough opportunities
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:52, Reply)

And how many of us could truly say that?
A brave statement, my man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I'm all heart me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Apart from tongue and cheek.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)

6 weeks worth of tender process was lost yesterday :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Bung a bit of horse in
The gyppos sell 'em for a few quid and nobody notices.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:06, Reply)

THIS
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1956833
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

what do you do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

He's a senior buyer
And vicious sex predator.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I am not vicious
cheeky kunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:15, Reply)

everyone is Ganging up on you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I cherish this time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

hits steaks with a hammer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I like HH.
*Bums*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

WILL YOU ALL STOP LIKING ME
IT TAKES ALL THE FUN OUT OFF IT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Let's go for a pint.
We can talk footbasll and shit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

FUN

TRUTH
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Use the superfluous F
As Fuck - as in - go and xxxx yourself.

I quite like HH too, I must say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:58, Reply)

GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)

You can't do it
Rory can do it because he no emotional intelligence. You can't hate.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

*cries* It's true

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Lol.
Crying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Hate me now.
See me as Goldberg, as Rupert Murdoch, as commercial radio, as an Epsilon lift operator, as the weather...

You can't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

IF IT helps I think you're a tedious bellend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

FANKS Bill
You're the only one here that really seems to connect and know me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:06, Reply)

i'd like to connect your head to your arsehole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Where one starts and the other ends is a mystery
It's more like a Harsehold
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:13, Reply)

who is bill Paxton nakers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

greatest actor of our time
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:12, Reply)

looks like a jew

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:15, Reply)

lol no idea he's shit and a prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:16, Reply)

perfect fit than eh?#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

If you want to know about perfect fits, Battered yer man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:20, Reply)

sorry is this 'trending'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:21, Reply)

i joined twitter last week
i dunt gett it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:24, Reply)

i a
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I have my firm's twitter login
I could wreak havoc, but I won't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

cool

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

bro

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah, I'm their internal marketing and social media specialist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)

YOUN look like a jew

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:19, Reply)

The only actor to have been killed on screen by a Terminator, an Alien and a Predator.
edited for accuracy
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:12, Reply)

hon-k

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

This rather looks like a parrot
Momo?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:13, Reply)

momo has gorged on franks corpse and is now rampaging throiugh manachester

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:14, Reply)

It's that man! His name escapes me now, but it's that man who had a parrot.
How fickle we are.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

too true
i mean your dead dead and yet, we all forgot and now you're back
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Would you care to respond in more literate terms?
Or are you Ed Balls?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:33, Reply)

ok just dead once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Woah chill TD if he reaches for that collar of his......
Well sufficed to say once he pops he just can’t stop


And the guy with the parrot was "King Zog of Albania/ Gilgamesh" and Probs. a few others
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I popped my "collar" all over your mum once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:41, Reply)