I'll wear it for special occasions, like a wedding or a big posh dinner or something,
But blokes that roll in to the pub on any normal Saturday smelling like a tarts knickers, just seem to be screaming out
"notice me! I may be plain looking and probably very dull, but you can smell me across the bar so please notice me, oh god someone look at me, look what great taste I have? Why are you talking to him, that watch is clearly a day time piece not an evening piece, and I bet he's never heard of as many djs as me! Please look at me, oh god why am I so alone."
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 9:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

terrible bullying here :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Hahahaha
Have my first click of the day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

The people who reek of scent round my way tend to be hairgelled Asian estate agents in purple shirts and fucking gigantic ties

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Like Razz Prince from the situation comedy Phone Shop.
I believe his best bits are available on YouTube.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

i never watched that, the trailers looked shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I thought that, however there are some very good bits in it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)