Simple solution
Put the internet ON the high street. I'm surprised no one's thought of this before, to be honest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

By jove!!
Then you wouldn't have to wait in for deliveries - you could just walk in and get your goods!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

EXACTLY
I should go into politics. Or as I call it....LOLitics!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'd vote for you.
Well, you or that superb Farage fellow. He's got what it takes to get this country back on track, and no mistaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

He certainly seems trustworthy
I like his smile :)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

You are no doubt unaware of this, Twoser, but there is a fair amount of 'adult material' on the internet.
I'm not sure decent folks want that sort of thing on the high st.
Maybe we could stick that up a back alley or something?
I don't know, you're the ideas man here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

We could implement some sort of beaded curtain system, maybe

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

That would work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)