I got it.
Not funny
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

don't be pissing on my chips with your hot steaming piss, man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Look, I know we've been flirting a bit, but I am in a relationship and not really in to piss play. Soz.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

that just makes me want you more
i did actually have a few dates with a guy who wanted to make pissing on me "an annual event". he said "don't worry, i drink pints of water beforehand, so that general wheatiness is not on duty - there's a soldier you really don't want to run into."

there was no further date. what a fucking FREAK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I dunno, I've been browsing reddit, there are some fucking weird fetishises out there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

i love reddit
but only the funny page. i've never really bothered with the rest of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I was bored at work yesterday, started browsing around. I saw stuff. Horrid stuff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i saw the daily fail article about the women posting pics of themselves nekkid or in their underwear
in return for karma or gold, whatever the fuck that is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

You leavin' us, Winpers?
:(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

nah,
But I work weekends and this place is dead on a Sunday night. Don't worry, you're still my favourite.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

it never used to be
but now it's a graveyard. i don't think the stupid pictures help, without reopening the argument. people log on, see a whole raft of fucking daft gifs, and immediately go elsewhere.

ironically probably to look at fucking daft gifs...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)