+ white bus conductors OH YEAH I SAID IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

do they have bus conductors any more, now even the lovely old routemasters are no more
apart from route 9, which is in fact the VERY bus i take home from work on occasion
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I can't believe you would ever get on a bus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

yes, i quite like london by bus
but under very specific circumstances: it has to be after about 9 at night, so no traffic, and i have to get the very front seat on the top deck, and there have to be no cunts on any of the seats immediately near me. then it's just like a giant red taxi that goes almost door to door.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

one rather drunken evening i did try to bribe the driver £50 to take the bus right down my street
he said no :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)