this makes me worry about the kind of women you're used to
by which i mean your mum and, er...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sister?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Just pointing out that you said og was hot, here.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

i was flattering you
she looks about 6

you nonce
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Well, she doesn't look wrinkly like all the women around my age.
God, they usually look like a well used boot. PLUS they're all babiesbabiesbabies.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

ah, i see. so you thought you'd get around the "babies" thing by dating one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Typical female insecurity about younger women, here.
Definitely blobbing.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

i'm much more confident and better in bed now than i was at - how old is she?
12?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

We'll be the judge of that love.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)

I SAID SHE IS 12
what is the matter with you, man?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

"We'll be the judge of whether she's 12" doesn't make much sense, does it?
And you an Oxford graduate. Sheesh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)

They hand out these degrees on the back of Cornflakes packets these days.
It's hardly surprising that a person with a Masters in writing has comprehension problems :(
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I concur completely.
Is there any wonder that modern sitcoms are a load of old shite, when the people writing them can't even grasp English, never mind the principles of humour?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:23, Reply)

None at all, sadly.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)