Someone you don't like, to give it to.
The real stuff is illegal as it contains wormwood which drives you menkle. You can't get it any more, what you have there is a foul-tasting waki drink marketed as absinthe when it patently isn't.

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This one is made with wormwood
absente.com/about-absente/absinthe-faq/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I understood it to be illegal
Maybe that's only the case in France.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)

It used to be.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Me and her went round Vinopolis a few weeks ago.
The fella there said it had been banned in France, but not here. You're not likely to find much of the French absinthe as a result, the real stuff these days is mostly the white Swiss absinthe.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Monty in knowing Fuck All SHOCKER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I for one am shocked by this abuse
'It is banned in many countries, including the U.S. But it is still allowed in European Union countries as long as the thujone content is less than 35 mg/kg. Thujone is a potentially poisonous chemical found in wormwood'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

You're just upset because he's bought me proper stuff and not neon green bollocks

( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

You won’t catch me putting potentially dangerous chemicals into my system, pal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I've always thought you were square
and now I have proof
( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

40%

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Yes its that one
With Van Gogh all over it
( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

This one is from France and does contain thujone
Does he still hate me?
( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Do you still hate me?

( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)

He hates everyone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962402
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

A white hole?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

What is it?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962421
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

smeg off you smeggin smegger etc

( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)