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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fucking hell. In the couple of hours it's taken me to get to Poland, the threads below are all you've been able to come up with?
You should be ashamed.

When were you last ashamed (apart from when doing my mum obvs)?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:00, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Recently a colleague told me that any interest I had in gay rights and equality was only to impress my (gay) boss
and that I couldn't possibly be interested in gay rights cos I'm not gay.

I was pretty fucking ashamed to be part of his species at that point.

(and yes I know I AM gay, and that the gays aren't the same species as the rest of you, etc)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
That is ridiculous. What a twat.
How are you darling?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Not bad you know, thank you for asking mate
And you? Hope things aren't too shite.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Pretty ok really. Seeing lots of micro (at least twice a day, everyday) and glad to be away from all the arguments & fighting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Great news about micro mate, chuffed for you
Plus now you're free to confess your love for Swipey. I see you've started already.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
My wife is trying to get the level of contact reduced on the grounds it is stressing her out (her, not micro).
Ain't having that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
That's not on
Take her (firmly but politely) to the fahkin' cleaners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Oh yes. The gloves are off...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Who is more important here?
I'm going with 'your kid'. She can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Your wife can fuck off and all!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Yes to both points.
Btw - how pissed was Clip on last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Exactly. Try not to go out of her way to stress your ex, but be firm and fair.
Also might by useful to keep a diary of contact with Micro, noting any issues with your ex. This might come in handy later on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Morning Rev. Yes, I am keeping a diary & notes of everything. My solicitor is sending her a letter today as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Morning Batts. Excellent.
I suspected that I might have been preaching to the converted, but best to start off on the right foot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Oh yes indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Way to keep her calm.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Similarly I couldn't give a fuck about those Bangladeshi factory workers cos I ent a paki

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
MY POOR FAMILY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Your sisters making a stand
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/i-will-not-work-in-a-garment-factory-again-surviving-seamstress-reshma-begum-tells-of-her-17day-ordeal-inrubble-of-collapsed-dhaka-building-8614604.html
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
fuck off you stamping little hobbit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Shut up you vacuous pig ugly fat munter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)
You want her so bad

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
he has eyes, a cock and a pulse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
But no taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Saves her washing down below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
ew

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Ew? You're against hygiene?
Dirty Northerner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
rah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I have no shame

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
What shall I have for dinner, I have £11 in clubcard vouchers, ideally I'd get something with that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Spend it all on chorizo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Nommy chorizo?
i suppose I could do pulled pork pretty easily.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
For £11 you could make fucking loads of it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
£11 worth of clubs and make a club sandwich


This is the best flavour
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I don't have a rolleyes smilie, unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
That's not a helpful suggestion Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Yeah, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Treat yourself to some proper beer instead of that shit you make for yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
The beer I make is excellent by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I liked what I tried, to my disappointment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I've got better now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I'll be round about 8 yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Yeah like you can afford to travel to MK.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Not much ready at the moment, only a Old speckled hen clone.
I'll have a mexican cervesa, some elderflower cider and some tea wine ready in the next fortnight.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
You need to double up on equipment, so you can keep it rolling.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I've got two fermenters.
It's just as I've got more particular about what I'm making I tend to ferment them cooler for longer, which slows down the production line.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Elderflower cider sounds like something a guy like me can get behind.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Monters can’t be choosers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Clubcard is Tesco, right?
www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=257546133
www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=255877510

I'm not sure if you lose your points if you don't use them all, if so you could go for the four for £1.50 on the second item.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
That's not fooood!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
get a lemon as well, then.
Jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Or some ice.
Fresh stuff mind, none of that frozen stuff. AHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
You didn't specify food.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I know this involves planning ahead
and also me admitting being a pikey for shopping at Tesco but...

You should save all the vouchers throughout the year and use them for the Christmas booze shop, it saves many many £££'s
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Or alternatively double them up for vouchers for other stuff, Christmas presents etc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
They have expiry dates, don't they?
My friend did that with nectar points though, picked this up for about £10.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
nope

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Tesco vouchers do have expiry dates, but it's usually a couple of years.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I got given a bottle of Absente
Apparently is the good stuff. What should I look out for in a bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Well, glass or plastic construction, watertight
topped with a cap or cork.

Those are the usual signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Plus some sort of label, perhaps printed paper glued to the bottle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Someone you don't like, to give it to.
The real stuff is illegal as it contains wormwood which drives you menkle. You can't get it any more, what you have there is a foul-tasting waki drink marketed as absinthe when it patently isn't.

Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
This one is made with wormwood
absente.com/about-absente/absinthe-faq/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I understood it to be illegal
Maybe that's only the case in France.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
It used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Me and her went round Vinopolis a few weeks ago.
The fella there said it had been banned in France, but not here. You're not likely to find much of the French absinthe as a result, the real stuff these days is mostly the white Swiss absinthe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Monty in knowing Fuck All SHOCKER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I for one am shocked by this abuse
'It is banned in many countries, including the U.S. But it is still allowed in European Union countries as long as the thujone content is less than 35 mg/kg. Thujone is a potentially poisonous chemical found in wormwood'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
You're just upset because he's bought me proper stuff and not neon green bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
You won’t catch me putting potentially dangerous chemicals into my system, pal

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I've always thought you were square
and now I have proof
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
40%

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Yes its that one
With Van Gogh all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
This one is from France and does contain thujone
Does he still hate me?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Do you still hate me?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
He hates everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962402
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
A white hole?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
What is it?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962421
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
smeg off you smeggin smegger etc

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Contents

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
anyone who's got sound should listen to this bbc presenters pissed up local radio show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WGvIMcoBoY
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I see Albert is impressing everyone on QOTW again

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Fucking hell
www.b3ta.com/questions/mysaviour/post1960851
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Good news my meeting went well
Despite the fact I knew nothing about what I was presenting and had only seen tbe data and slides this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Nobody cares. Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
hey there Mr grumpy pants, why don't you turn that frowm upside down?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I read this in the voice of Eric Cartman
I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I read this in the voice of a drug-addled smelly hippy Red Dwarf fan without a pot to piss in
I don't kn...oh, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
is there any other way to use the word "addled"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Doggyp-addled?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Larry-Addleder?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
sked-addled?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
He should have used the correct portmanteau-word (coined by Quentin4EVAINRHATS): druggled

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Nice one Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1954024
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
i read it in the voice of "Dory" from finding nemo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Why don't you DYAAKY

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
give me 5 good reasons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Alright 'Jason Donovan'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
shit

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
S'ok Jim, I'll give yours a sympathy click.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

1. You're the only one I believe in
2. I'll be hurt
3. I'll be hurt
4. If you don't DYAAKY
5. Profit??
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962451
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1962454
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Nice one Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

1. You talk & post shit.
2. You wear red trousers.
3. You're a Barnes residing twat.
4. I hate you.
5. Everyone else hates you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
+die

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
If you were using Powerpoint
your audience probably just wanted to get out asap.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
this seems a bit narrow minded

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I'm hungry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Garlic sausage for lunch?
You fucking frog cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
hungover today?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Surprisingly not.
I was at work on a conference call at 7.30.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
i was at my desk at 6 you shirker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I was in your wife at 6

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I never went home last night, I'm still at my desk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
passing out at your desk after a bottle of cheap cognac and some packing glue, only to wake the next morning
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
It's hardly surprising he can't tell the difference between number in stock and price per item.
Fucking dinlo, mersh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
he ment to have 10 huffs on the glue and 1 bottle of Cognac
unfortunately he got a little mixed up :s
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I had an excellent curry last night.
Which led to an arse like the Japanese flag this morning. Spent half my flight in the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
You need to talk to Boyce about next weekend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Ok...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
probably enough space for a little lie down eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Why aren't you dead yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
you couldn't come up with 5b good reasons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Yes I did. Now die.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:40, Reply)
woah woah woah
what's rattled your cage?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Just a bit of friendly banter.
Wassmatter? Did you not wear your favourite dress today?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Look mate, I don't want any trouble, alright?
Whatever you say happened, happened, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
S'right.
When are we going for a pint?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Dunno, man, whenever you say we are.
Just don't hit the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
You should come over to the City.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

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