Have the prawns and squid.
You have more chance of getting food poisoning from that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Thanks. FRIEND.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Sorry mate.
Have both.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Recovered yet? You were in the worst state I have ever seen you when we met on Sat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I slept all the way home.
Which was much needed.

Can you mail me the details of that thing in June again please.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Yeah will do. It's the 9th btw, so put that on your diary now before I remember to send the details again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Thanks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

*proud*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

He sipped at one and a quarter small bottles of Peroni in the same time I did 4 pints of cider.
The fucking Susan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:27, Reply)

are you saying jeff can't drink?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

No. He and I still hold the B3ta Bristol record: 12 pints, 12 pubs, by 12 midnight.
Many have tried to match this. All have failed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:29, Reply)

when did you start?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

About 6.30pm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:36, Reply)

2-ish pints an hour for six hours...easy, you pussy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:37, Reply)

bet you were on carling or something else similarly weak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Cider, including a trip to the cider boat, which is MEAN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Interesting record!
When does the challenge start? Is it over 12 hours or less?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

See above. We then moved on to whiskey* once DG and Toureettes joined us.
All I can recall is vomiting in to my mouth, swallowing the puke again and carrying on drinking hoping nobody noticed. Unfortunately DG spotted this.

* no whiskey chat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)

even though you don't drink spirits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Tbh, that was probably one of only two times in the last five years. Boyce is responsible for the only other time. Unsurprisingly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

what a beastly quare

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Terrible. What would the family think? They didnt raise him as one of those you know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)

i heard they raised him a street urchin confounding his marks with terrible puns then picking their purses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:33, Reply)

disgraceful

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)