wifi signal is strong, internet is showing in the connection map and the VPN is logged in
WHY DOESN'T THE INTERNET WORK?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Try turning it off and on again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

^^what he said

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

i have done this many times today, it just seems to have a mind of it's own

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Can you give me a rough estimate of the distance between the router and your computer?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)

tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

about 20ft

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I don't know how your company VPN is configured, soz.

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

badly, fucking cnuts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Does your email work properly?

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

nope, can't send/recieve or get online...well i can at the moment, but it'll drop off again
I think the router is probably overloaded with users
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds like the most likely explanation.
Well done nakkers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

cheers mate, lets go to a reasonably priced high street eatery to celebrate. I'll check voucher cloud for a offer!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I do love a nice little eatery.
Seeing as you're in London and I'm in Milton keynes, why don't we both go to Newcastle to eat?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Actually I'm in Gatwick, so London would probably be central

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

That's perfect, I know this great little place.

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Nah, don't want to be cheap, lets meet in cardiff.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

is this flippancy around destination because Kroney suggested that you may want to make something of your 30th and visit the CApital city for a night out
rather than the pizza express in your local bowling alley?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

He seems quite cross about it.

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

he's turning into the new bobby
so full of rage it's bursts through his skin as a neck beard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I just thought he could take his missus out for a nice evening with some good wine.
I didn't realise it was such a ridiculous idea. I feel really quite stupid.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

better than the wine he can make in his shed?
I THINK NOT!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

It's my birthday soon.
We're going for a trip on a river boat and staying the night at a hotel off Trafalgar Square after a meal at this cool Japanese place with computers in the tables.

I really wish I'd thought about a 2 for 1 voucher at my local Zizzi's, now.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I'm not going to Pizza express for my birthday.
I never said I would, you fucking spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'm having a house party for my birthday,
not dragging six of my wifes friends to some steak house like you did.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

the sickest burns are the made up ones : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I think you'd probably get further calling your own IT dept.

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

i actually doubt that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

can't work your phone?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

it's run pout of battery as I've lost my charger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

could be overloaded gateway, or a certificate issue.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Wouldn't happen to be by a company called ThinkVantage, would it?

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Thompson...never heard of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah, sorry.
The one we used to have had this stupid option that disconnected the session after about half an hour.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Have you checked if the lights are on?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

yep but nobody is home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)