PDAs?
I'd say anal rimming is too far on a tube

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Idiot customer a few months ago on the phone, claiming to know everything and not listening to anything I was saying. Proper phone slammer, chair on floor and kicked a divider screen, putting a massive dent in it. Oops

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Soup as most salads are watery tomato, cucumber (devils cock) and raw onion
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I had one of those this morning.
I didn't have a massive girly hissy fit over it, though. I just called her a fucking flid.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Two.Fucking.Hours
Arguing about everything. If you are so fucking clever then why ring IT in the fucking first place?! ARGH!

*boots desk over*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Just say "ok, go and try it your way and when it doesn't work, call me back and we'll try mine".

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)

That was after the first hour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

After a while I get bored and say somethig like
"If you want me to help you, then you're going to have to do things my way." It usually shuts them up.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

This is normally my way too
but they just got on my fucking nerves too much
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Don't be so fucking square
let the rimmers rim
( Peej, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Stevie Wonder's remix really didn't go down well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)