There's a reason QUORN rhymes with SCORN
and also QUINOA rhymes with WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT, SERIOUSLY
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The fun thing about quinoa is that all these hippie vegetarian hemp wranglers
that're eating it thinking that they're saving the world are actually just causing a bunch of South Americans to starve to death.

lol
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

See that's ok
They'll leave behind lots of gold
We can always find a use for gold
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)

cf soya
The demand for soya is fucking things up bad-style man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Good job the meat industry has never caused any problems.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

^YURT-TALK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

KEEN-WAH I think. Fuckin yurt-talk for MASSIVE POOFTER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

What they need is a fucking great big steak

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I know I do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Never mind
I'm sure that after the next 40 long minutes at work with nobody posting on here for the last bit and then an hour commute home there'll be a delicious steak waiting for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I read it was part of the incan diet
Yeah with loads of human hearts and that, not on its own, like these grass chewing pricks
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Yes, that is how the revolting stuff is pronounced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:25, Reply)

One of the benefits of living in a backwards third world country means we ain't got that nonsense over here yet
I don't think we've even got vegetarians yet
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

One of the disadvantages of living in London means there is far too much of that sort of poncy stuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Yeah but you also have infinite nice pubs and loads of people and new people and things to do
We have a butter museum
A
BUTTER
MUSEUM
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Wowzer

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)

To be fair I haven't been
It could be amazing
The finale might be getting your willy all buttered up and then popping it in and out of a cleavage like a hyperactive saveloy
Doubt it though
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I have heard that Cork Gin is nice. Is this correct?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Not had any
I didn't even know that was a thing
I'll check it out and get back to you, I like gin
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:36, Reply)

I've been told it is sweeter than standard gin & best served with lime.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)

+rick

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)