Oh man I love a pie. Pub pot pies, Fray Bentos, even Sainsbury's frozen chicken pies.
If it's got a pastry lid and meat or fruit in it, I'll love it.

Slate. Clay tiles at a pinch, but I'd rather have slate. Thatch can fuck off. Although I'd totes have a turf roof with all skylights in for that ecologically sustainable Hobbit-hole chic.

OH MAN miy favourite motorway junction is the one just outside Birmingham where there's like eight lanes and everybody drives like Mad Max.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

clay tiles (rosemarys) are some of the most expensive for roofing construction
not only do you need 60pm2 they weigh loads
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

LOOK NOBODY WANTS YOUR RUBBISH MARLEY PLASTIC TILES ALRIGHT?

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I quite like the Ashmores
so there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Funny story
A site adjacent to one we were dealing with built a nursing home and it had a turf roof. But the architect forgot to take into account the weight of the saturated soil and the roof beams have buckled so they may have to demolish and start the project again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)

they should probably cut the grass first, see if that helps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Architects and building inspectors are fucking clueless

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

still waiting for the funny story here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)