Fuckin ell.
I pop back from America to see what's going on, and this is all you have for me? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

In other news, I've been to see the bridge where Teddy Kennedy killed that woman, and visited all the locations where they filmed Jaws. So there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Was it nice weather?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Up till last night, the weather has been awesome.
Yesterday we picnicked on the beach with alcohol, and I sunbathed for the first time in years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

No one tried to re float you did they?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Zing.
I think I've missed you most of all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Try a 12 gauge next time
they cover a greater area
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

*snuggle wuggles*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Not too close.
I don't want to catch 'bent spastic'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)