My favourite holiday was sailing on the Ionian sea with my dad and brother.
Cruising from island to island, eating the freshest fish and drinking lovely cold beets. Swimming in the crystal clear sea water. It was ace.

I don't really miss anything except the dogs.

Also, can I ask about Neville Neville? I mean, what sort of a fucking name is that?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:16, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

did they make your pee go pink?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I saw that but football talk tends to get a negative response

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Yuppie

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)

how was your charity run thing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I have a customer called George George

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

That's also a stupid name. is George stupid?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)

No, George

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I've not had any bother with him yet.
He's bought stuff and kept it, pretty much the model customer so far.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

well Neville Neville is a rapist.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

And I love your dress
You're a juvenile success
Because your face is a mess
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)