a pal of mine has a well lol story about him
but battered will cry about name dropping so I won't tell you it. Soz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who gives a fuck about Battered?
Not me, not you, not his wife.

So spill those beanz yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Monty ain't gonna do that, Dozer.
It's too Wicksy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:37, Reply)

This
is a frankly shit comment based on the fact that wossisface used to play a character known as Wicksy in Bellenders, and also that some long since faded character or comedian or piece of shit used to have a catchphrase of 'Too Risky' or summat which I can't be arsed to Google but everyone at school or college (I forget which) would endlessly parrot but it was funny because he couldn't pwonounce his R's, which in itself is a fucking affectation, don't you think; I mean, 'R' isn't hard to pronounce at all, and yet my local radio station wheels out endless flidoids who seem to lack this basic ability to comment on news items that inevitably contain lots of words with the letter R in them. Or 'W' if you're a fucking linguistic spastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:47, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:48, Reply)

alright tuib

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:48, Reply)

alright dozer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:50, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:52, Reply)

thanks for the exposition, localboy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I'm all about the service.
Soz, I'm not at my best right now. I think I may go outside and annihilate the daffodils.

And people who can't pronounce the letter 'R', the abject wetards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:50, Reply)

ranker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)

plick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:28, Reply)

NO WICKSY CHAT!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAETCOHMYSIDES!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:18, Reply)

actually that's good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Oh thank God, I thought I was losing me touch.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Fucking hell, it's only taken a week to get on the populol page.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)