What about plastic corks?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Again, much better.
No chance of cork taint when you don't have a cork, eh?

Corks are shit, they were all that anyone could think of using back in the day but to still do so today is like insisting on tilling fields by hand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Mind you getting Dozer to stomp the grapes
could be faster than modern methods
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Especially if you have Lokesy hand loading the grapes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

And bartleby to choose the grapes
he would pick em young
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

But hand-tilling makes the corn taste better!
OK, the amount of water and sunlight and whther or not you used forced growth and chemical fertilisers "might" have a bearing, but not as much as whether you dug the ground by hand or machine!!
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)