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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil.
Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:44,
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12 years ago)
I'll have...a pint of bitter
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:45,
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Unfortunately real ale snobs are similar. And whisky snobs are far, far worse.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:49,
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