Alt: It will get to about a foot off the ground and then start to rotate
With the use of tracks and magnets, I reckon you could build a cheap and effective monorail system, powered primarily by dizzy cats and buttered toast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please see the frenchies answer
this means you are a (and I quote) "a know nothing prick"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah right.
So there I was, minding my own business when this crazy old codger with a cane showed up. He says he's my distant relative. I didn't see any resemblance. So he says, "How would you like to be rich?" So I say, "Sure." So he lays this book on me. He says this book'll tell me the supposed science of strapping buttered toast to the back of a cat. So I say, "What's the catch?" He says, "No catch, just keep it a secret." After that he disappeared. I never saw him again. Oh, and he told me one other thing. He said someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up presenting this as a joke. And if that ever happens... [laughs as he pulls out his gun] Funny, I never thought it would be you.
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

By taping 5 slices of buttered toast all with the butter facing inwards
you could make the first perpetual motion engine
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I'd like to tape your face to an angle grinder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

you'd like to be his Angel Grinder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I have an angle grinder you are very welcome to borrow for this purpose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

do you use it as a waltzer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)