Most don't realise just how hard it is to run on sand
How come you didn't use your magic carpet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's Darth who frequently has Aladdin, not me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

hehe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Oh well played

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Oh I say
That one started on middle and leg but straightened to take the top of off. Unplayable, Athers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I do rather love your cricket praises

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I was explaining late swing to minibadger on friday afternoon
she stared at the screen a bit and then was sick when Jimmy started his run-up. High praise indeed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Badger!
Been meaning to ask you since Sunday. Did you see any of the highlights? Who the fuck was that tall chap bowling on Sunday morning? Looked like Stuart Broad but was very obviously Malcolm Marshall at his most terrifyingly unplayable. Not an easy pair of chaps to get confused, you'd have thought.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Broad's always been able to do that
If the silly prick remembers to pitch it up.

As it goes, I think Jimmy was bowling better than him on Sunday. I just think Jimmy's bowling was so unplayable that the NZ batsmen subconsciously relaxed against Broad. And paid the price.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Jimmy Anderson is a fucking swing genius
If the two of them manage two sessions like that per match against the Aussies, with their current top order, we're looking at five innings victories. Minus however many matches are rained off. And at least one for a comedic batting collapse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I was particularly fond of his execution of the perfect two-card trick
The first one jagged viciously back and damn near took the end of the NZ boy's cock off as it cut him in two. Second one followed exactly the same path but straightened away to take the edge to slip.

I was almost sporting a semi.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

High-end cricket chat.
Def Con Bongle.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Aye, was a fucking masterclass
Unplayable to all but the most experienced of batsmen. So if something unpleasant happens to Michael Clarke we could skittle them for single figures.

*calls in favour*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

At our winter indoor cricket nets a couple of months back
a curmudgeonly old bastard went into the nets. He really is a foul-mouthed, torn-faced old twat. Anyway, he takes guard, 1st bowler comes in nice and quick and catches him right in the spuds with a slightly short one. Old bastard goes down like a sack of spuds, gets helped out of the nets. Innings over. LOL.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

very good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)